My close friend, Rabbi Lederman, asked me two insightful questions in a comment.
First off, how do I eat? Great question! Like a good Jew, I shall answer with a question. Who says I eat? I actually don’t eat all day long. Hows that for binge dieting?
Here is how I don’t starve. I have a feeding peg that leads into my abdomen. I get breakfast, lunch, supper, snacks, and coffee breaks in one shot. It drips straight into my belly.
How convenient! A real time saver!
And I love the fact that I no longer have to floss!
Now I would like to answer the second question.
How do I manage to blog? After all, when I could speak I would use a voice recognition software and I would speak through a microphone hooked up to my computer. Now what?
I finally got a dandy computer that mounts to my wheelchair. Here’s how it works: when it works (!) I simply (!) gaze with my eyeballs at letters or phrases and the computer vocalizes what I spell.
The top techies in the community and at a local university are collaborating to create a device that is more powerful and user friendly!
May it be Hashems will that they be successful!